It's Christmas Time :-D
Et je ne pouvais pas me permettre d'omettre cette quotes.
La découverte de Christmukkah est une de ces choses
qui font de la série un phénomène exceptionnel.
Seth: So, what's it gonna be ?
You want your menorah or a candy cane ? Christmas, or Hanukkah ?
Ryan: Uh... I'm...
Seth: Uh! Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose.
Allow me to introduce you to a little something that I like to call... Chrismukkah.
Ryan: Chrismukkah ?
Seth: That's right. It's he new holiday, Ryan, and it's sweeping the nation.
Sandy: Hey, fellas, we got the tree.
Seth: Or at least the living room.
Sandy: Guys, a little help.
Seth: I saved a spot for you right here. Put your muscle into it. Excellent.
To the right a little. To the right!...Don't hurt it. Those needles are brittle.
That's perfect. You guys, you guys. I love the holidays. I love them all.
Kirsten: We didn't really know how to raise Seth.
Seth: So I raised myself. In doing so, I created the greatest superholiday
known to mankind drawing on the best that Christianity and Judaism have to offer.
Ryan: And you call it Chrismukkah?
Seth: Just hearing you say it makes me feel all festive. Allow me to elaborate.
You see, for my father here, a poor, struggling Jew growing up in the Bronx,
well Christmas meant Chinese food and a movie. And for my mom here, Waspy McWasp,
well it meant a tree, it meant stockings and all the trimmings. Is not right ?
Sandy: We're very proud.
Kirsten: I'm not a Wasp.
Seth: Sure you're not. Highlights include eight days of presents followed by one of many presents.
So, what do you think ?
Ryan: Sounds great for you guys.
Sandy: For you too.
Seth: Hey, dip a toe in the Chrismukkah pool. There's room for all of us.
Kirsten: Isn't there an Atwood family tradition you'd like to incorporate into Seth's über holiday ?
Ryan: Atwood and holidays is not a good combination.
Sandy: What did you guys do?
Ryan: No, seriously, thanks, but...
Seth: Come on, man, there's got to be something.
Ryan: My holiday memories pretty much consist of my mom drunk and me getting my ass kicked.
Sandy: Well, this year will be entirely different.
Kirsten: New memories. It'll be great.
Ryan: Yeah. Well, I'll do whatever you want me to.
Seth: That's the spirit. Comme here. Oh humbug.
Kirsten: It's a big holiday for anyone.
Sandy: Yeah, I'm still wrapping my head around it. Just give him some time.
Kirsten: Why don't we trim the tree ?
Seth: You don't know what, you guys ?
Soon Ryan will learn the magic of Chrismukkah.
Worry not. I will convert him.